Interresting Earthly attractions

If you like Earth try visiting Saturn (the 6th planet from the sun in the above picture). Where you can bathe in our gaseous atmosphere, visit one of our many moons (the Earth only has one, how boring), or try our new ride "RING RACING". So ask your travel agent about our accommodations. And remember our motto, "We're not only more exciting than Earth, we're also less dense." Paid for by the "Earth sucks, leave now!" coalition of Saturn.

Hey small ones, try checking out these sites

You'll see that these earthlings are a most intriguing species.
And you parental units don't have to worry, there's nothing in these sites that you're little ones could learn from. (As if THIS was the place they'd come to, please, if I were them I'd go to M57. Now there's a planet with some AT-mos-PHERE. I could tell you stories, like this one time me and this guy from Planet X, yea the one with the shaving cream atom, were jumped by.......)

You're closer than you think Mulder.
The Buckaroo Banzai Site
Use the force Luke.
Live long and prosper.
Hey a chick captain.
Da-nananananana
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill Nye the Science guy!
DOH!
Groooovy!
Animaniacs!

And now for you adults....

Try looking at these sites, they're quite nebular. These stupid humans have it all wrong, they only let they're kids (small ones) watch these as they think they are too childish. If they only knew what secrets these "cartoons" held they'd truly be a force to be wreckened with.

There are two cartoons that are of particular interest. These are the ones known as "The Tick" and "Marvin the Martian".

This peculiar blue "super-hero?" looks exactly like king Prantise of Xver. A study of him is crucial if one is ever planning to visit Xver as I here that the king just loves the way these humans portray him. Note: Recent reports say that the king has been known to suddenly shout "SPOON!" and attack the nearest person on more than one occasion. Rumor also has it that his spaceship doesn't carry a full load.

Perhaps the only worth while thing to see on this dismal little planet. The above picture, that of Marvin the Martian, is a perfect example of how alien goodwill is warped by these humans. What, you say you don't know the story of Marvin, well just sit back and I'll tell you. Back in the early 1940's (that's about the year 1,000,000,001 for the rest of us. Who made up this silly earth calendar anyway, .... listen don't get me started!) Anyway where was I, oh yea, back in the early 1940's a friendly young martian by the name of Marvin, is friends call him Marv, came to Earth to do research on his english paper, "Backward worlds, why we love them" when he was suddenly captured and taken to Warner Brothers Studios. There he was forced to degrade himself by "acting" with a bunch of other animals to the delight of small ones everywhere. Today he is adorned by most small ones and they watch his "cartoons" religiously. But that's the way he wanted it. You see not many people know this but Marv isn't just an innocent young martian, oh no, he's actually working for the secret society of cave dwellers from Pluto. They want to take over the Earth ever since they learned that to spite them the earthlings named a "cartoon" dog after them. Last I heard their plan was nearly complete and they look forward to the day when the children of Earth will rise up (under the leadership of Marv) against their so called adults in an orgy of the blood and the scratching and the biting.
On a lighter note feel free to check out these Marvin sites before the Plutoian invasion begins.

Come on in to Uranus, no questions asked.
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